The Pirate vs The Parrot

I think Today i'll just ask questons that keep me awake at night.
If Coke and Pepsi are the main competition in the cola market and crest and colgate in the toothpaste dept. Is Crest the Coke Or pepsi?
If a Very attractive girl instantly throws up the second you ask her out, Is that a bad sign?
If A Will-O-Whisp is in fact a real thing how come I can't find any pictures of them without a sexy elf or a grumpy death dragon in the picture? unless there all real. Hmmmm.
Why are saucy British TV comedies so Bad? someone please tell me.
What language does Ozzy Osboure Speak? Is he also from Iceland?
If CSI is real like TV tells me,How come there is also a show called Unsolved Mysteries?Strange.
peace out
the dude in the know.

To Wake like the unavenged

Today was a day of important things, I managed to sleep till about noon I then went looking for somthing to eat and I found somehing at the bottom of my cupboard called Italian Wedding Soup, I thought it tasted pretty much like an Italian wedding would. many tapioca like things that reminded me of those old Orbit drinks that tasted like they were full of floaties and made me wanna puke. then I went out in search of the NEw Thrice CD (vhessiu)? anyway I love it and the new direction the band heading . whatever I wanna watch the office.
I'M SWEETER THEN AARON AND I SMELL NICE

In the cantina YOU TALK BIG.

I just want to let you all know I'm pretty much right 100 percent of the time more then aaron.
it may be the mafia or indigo prophecy, but I know things he only wishes he knew, it must be hard on him sometimes to fall asleep at night, feeling insignificant next to me. in the words of kool-aid himself oh yeah