I think Today i'll just ask questons that keep me awake at night.
If Coke and Pepsi are the main competition in the cola market and crest and colgate in the toothpaste dept. Is Crest the Coke Or pepsi?
If a Very attractive girl instantly throws up the second you ask her out, Is that a bad sign?
If A Will-O-Whisp is in fact a real thing how come I can't find any pictures of them without a sexy elf or a grumpy death dragon in the picture? unless there all real. Hmmmm.
Why are saucy British TV comedies so Bad? someone please tell me.
What language does Ozzy Osboure Speak? Is he also from Iceland?
If CSI is real like TV tells me,How come there is also a show called Unsolved Mysteries?Strange.
peace out
the dude in the know.
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I think That crest would be like pepsi, it's the better brand. But I doubt you really want people to answer, other the hot women who come a cross your site and of course Aaron.
I would tend to disagree with Sister #3. Since Coke is the more superior product of cola, and Crest the more superior product of toothpaste, it would only be proper to align them together in this way.
I think the reason there is a show called Unsolved Mysteries is because Gil Grissom is an alien from another planet and he's trying to conceal his secret identity by pretending to be able to solve every crime. The unsolved mystery is: what language does Ozzy Osbourne speak? Not even the great Gil can figure that one out.
Everyone knows that the way to kill a fairy is to say you don't believe in them, a willowisp is very similar...
Killing a willowisp
step 1: Turn around 7 times (left), in front of a small white cottage in the Netherlands.
step 2: while prancing in front of 10 Downing street repeat "I don't believe in fairies" 3 times... holding a picture of Tony Blair kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe at night.
step 3: while in solitary, cuddle up to a picture of a level 15 palladin and sing "but I still believe in you"
It's all very simple but time consuming, which is why there are still many more fairies than willowisps...
I meant many more wollowisps than fairies.. oopsie!
Why don't you have a new posting?
Sister number four says hi.
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